I say … and you think … ?
- Baked ::
- Excited ::
- Print ::
- Obstruct ::
- Bladder ::
- Matrimony ::
- Car ::
- Reconstruct ::
- Lenses ::
- Best for last ::
To play Unconscious Mutterings, just cut and paste the words into the comments field and respond to each word with the first word that pops into your head…no editing.
A joke from a reader:
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”
Woodpecker
The integrity of a woodpecker
cannot be seen just in a worm.
Do you see?
Flashing by, defying gravity,
it’s song also drumming…
Listening deeply is how it makes its living.
© 2013
Baked :: goods
Excited :: aroused
Print :: copy
Obstruct :: justice
Bladder :: pee
Matrimony :: Wow…I’m just blinking…
Car :: made
Reconstruct :: tionist
Lenses :: glasses
Best for last: Yummy
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Baked :: Hot prick
Excited :: Hard prick
Print :: Lipstick covered prick
Obstruct :: Cock blocking prick
Bladder :: Leaking prick
Matrimony :: Limp prick
Car :: Fast prick
Reconstruct :: Broken prick
Lenses :: Small prick
Best for last :: My prick
Ok, I shouldn’t taken this test when I was in need… 🙂
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I’d say ypu have prick on the brain. 🙂
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Baked :: half
Excited :: happy
Print :: shop
Obstruct :: hinder
Bladder :: tank
Matrimony :: not for me
Car :: auto
Reconstruct :: rebuild
Lenses :: glasses
Best for last :: save
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Tank and bladder…interesting. Matrimony…totally expected.
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