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  1. Baked ::
  2. Excited ::
  3. Print ::
  4. Obstruct ::
  5. Bladder ::
  6. Matrimony ::
  7. Car ::
  8. Reconstruct ::
  9. Lenses ::
  10. Best for last ::

To play Unconscious Mutterings, just cut and paste the words into the comments field and respond to each word with the first word that pops into your head…no editing.

A joke from a reader:

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”

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The integrity of a woodpecker

cannot be seen just in a worm.

Do you see?

Flashing by, defying gravity,

it’s song also drumming…

Listening deeply is how it makes its living.

©  2013

5 thoughts on “UM 523, a Joke and a Poem

  1. Baked :: goods
    Excited :: aroused
    Print :: copy
    Obstruct :: justice
    Bladder :: pee
    Matrimony :: Wow…I’m just blinking…
    Car :: made
    Reconstruct :: tionist
    Lenses :: glasses
    Best for last: Yummy

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  2. Baked :: Hot prick
    Excited :: Hard prick
    Print :: Lipstick covered prick
    Obstruct :: Cock blocking prick
    Bladder :: Leaking prick
    Matrimony :: Limp prick
    Car :: Fast prick
    Reconstruct :: Broken prick
    Lenses :: Small prick
    Best for last :: My prick

    Ok, I shouldn’t taken this test when I was in need… 🙂

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  3. Baked :: half
    Excited :: happy
    Print :: shop
    Obstruct :: hinder
    Bladder :: tank
    Matrimony :: not for me
    Car :: auto
    Reconstruct :: rebuild
    Lenses :: glasses
    Best for last :: save

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